Once upon a time, M was studying in school late at night because of the exams. she was horribly bored because e exams were disgusting. M was chatting to P online. It happened that the day before M ate too much 'Chicken in a Biscuit' and she puked in sch. haha. P casually asked M how she was studying in was because P thought M studied too hard and fell sick. P made a casual remark about M being pregnant thus the puke.
M was bored la. so M decided to play along. she started ranting bout being pregnant but somehow the conversation became a lil serious. like she decided to start saying things like 'i cant tell anyone im pregnant. everyone will hate me. i cant even tell my bro. im so scared.' and all the while M was just talking rubbish. she din tink that P would take it seriously. M said 'u dun believe me right. maybe i shld just die. and end all my problems. even u dun believe me and i trusted u.' in jest. never thinking that P would ever believe all the bull she was typing. i tink P got a lil kan cheong. so P started worrying that M was really really pregnant. M started typing suicidal sounding messages to P and P started to panic. P asked M how she got pregnant. and asked the CLASSIC question that M will prob remember for e rest of her life. "Dun mind me asking, but have u had any sexual contact recently? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. and P doesnt talk like dat. P talks like a rude ahbeng. at the spur of the moment, M juts said 'i woke up in a hotel room alone one morning. i dunoe!!!' funny i know. hahaha. M is so smart hor.
P was really worried. P even offered to accompany M to the gynae to check it out at the risk of his reputation. not that he had much in e first place. M asked P if he ever made his gf pregnant what would P do. P said he will be responsible. SEE. BROWNIE POINTS FOR P. but anyway. ya P promised to help M find a solution. M was sadly still suicidal and even told her friend L to lie to P on msn by telling her to ask P why did M go toilet and thus leting P tink that M was crying. haha. and P tot it was all real. M and L were laughing like mad in the SR and the indians were all staring at them. but no choice. it was getting too fun. the suicidal msges continued and P offered to come to sch to take M on a drive cause he was v scared that M would commit suicide. M den got worried because she din want P to waste his time!!! haha. so she brushed it off and said she will be ok, at least for the night. so it ended there.
M eventually told P the truth the next day because she knew P was worried that she will commit suicide. besides, M couldnt talk to P without smirking. HAHAHA. haha. and M being the nice girl she was din wan to traumatise poor P anymore. P was damn angry for a while and tried to FAKE M into thinking that he was very veyr pissed off with M. but of course, M din fall for it. and P cant stay angry for long la. His brain cells are not that abundant. hahaha. but M is really really very apologetic over the whole issue even though she din exactly plan for it to happen. haha.
All in all, M knows that she has found a good friend in P. one that would find the bastard and beat him up. one that would accompany her to the gynae. one that would drive to sch at 3am to make sure that M wasnt jumping off some tall building. one that she can depend on no matter what happens. and M wants P to know that she would do the same for P too. if he ever gets pregnant that is. =)
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M was bored la. so M decided to play along. she started ranting bout being pregnant but somehow the conversation became a lil serious. like she decided to start saying things like 'i cant tell anyone im pregnant. everyone will hate me. i cant even tell my bro. im so scared.' and all the while M was just talking rubbish. she din tink that P would take it seriously. M said 'u dun believe me right. maybe i shld just die. and end all my problems. even u dun believe me and i trusted u.' in jest. never thinking that P would ever believe all the bull she was typing. i tink P got a lil kan cheong. so P started worrying that M was really really pregnant. M started typing suicidal sounding messages to P and P started to panic. P asked M how she got pregnant. and asked the CLASSIC question that M will prob remember for e rest of her life. "Dun mind me asking, but have u had any sexual contact recently? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. and P doesnt talk like dat. P talks like a rude ahbeng. at the spur of the moment, M juts said 'i woke up in a hotel room alone one morning. i dunoe!!!' funny i know. hahaha. M is so smart hor.
P was really worried. P even offered to accompany M to the gynae to check it out at the risk of his reputation. not that he had much in e first place. M asked P if he ever made his gf pregnant what would P do. P said he will be responsible. SEE. BROWNIE POINTS FOR P. but anyway. ya P promised to help M find a solution. M was sadly still suicidal and even told her friend L to lie to P on msn by telling her to ask P why did M go toilet and thus leting P tink that M was crying. haha. and P tot it was all real. M and L were laughing like mad in the SR and the indians were all staring at them. but no choice. it was getting too fun. the suicidal msges continued and P offered to come to sch to take M on a drive cause he was v scared that M would commit suicide. M den got worried because she din want P to waste his time!!! haha. so she brushed it off and said she will be ok, at least for the night. so it ended there.
M eventually told P the truth the next day because she knew P was worried that she will commit suicide. besides, M couldnt talk to P without smirking. HAHAHA. haha. and M being the nice girl she was din wan to traumatise poor P anymore. P was damn angry for a while and tried to FAKE M into thinking that he was very veyr pissed off with M. but of course, M din fall for it. and P cant stay angry for long la. His brain cells are not that abundant. hahaha. but M is really really very apologetic over the whole issue even though she din exactly plan for it to happen. haha.
All in all, M knows that she has found a good friend in P. one that would find the bastard and beat him up. one that would accompany her to the gynae. one that would drive to sch at 3am to make sure that M wasnt jumping off some tall building. one that she can depend on no matter what happens. and M wants P to know that she would do the same for P too. if he ever gets pregnant that is. =)
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Authors Note:
This is the true life story of how Jonathan Chan Wei Ming got the name preggy. Note that names have been changed to protect the identity of the people involved. So if u dun bother scrolling down to read this paragraph, u wont know that the person is Jonathan Chan Wei Ming. The whole story would have been more exciting and hilarious if M had saved her entire msn conversation with P that fateful night. but she cant find it!
Minsy and Preggy 
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