ugly oily men.

at 930pm when the restaurant supposedly closes everyday, in strides in a ugly oily looking uncle asking for a table for 6. i double checked and apologetically tell him that the kitchen is already closed. he stares at me like i just told him that he's a ugly guy. well he is wad. he den proceeds to mention a "wei" guy. which i assume is my boss. like hello ugly guy 1. my boss is known as either chai/yee wei/yuwei not wei. but of cos polite me told him that the boss has left for the day. and he continues to rant continuously bout the restaurant closing so punctually etc etc and inserting the name "wei" here n there. like mr ugly guy 1, im not gonna kneel down and ask for ur mercy and at e same time lick ur ugly shoes just cause u hit a quota of the boss's name ok. like ding! ding! ding! ding! ding! 5 times! Lick the shoes! The restaurant is closed. like C-L-O-S-E-D. plus u are ugly. and u din even get the boss's name right. shit u.

in strides in ugly guy 2, obviously a friend of ugly guy 1, cause they have this same hooligan air ard dem. and are both ugly. and he finds out that the restaurant is closed. he proceeds to do the same with a more pronounced ah beng attitude den the former asshole. he den mentions the other boss's name Zac, which he fortunately got correct this time round. and similarly thinking that im gonna lay out a red carpet for two ugly idiots just cause the name is mentioned. i smile at him apologetically and allow him to rant. honestly i cant even rem what he was ranting about. but try repeating "mary had a little lamb" to urself bout 5 to 6 times and u will get e idea. he den asks me like an ah beng "why cant e kitchen just open and cook?" BECAUSE WE ARE CLOSED SIR. but of cos friendly minsi patiently explains that the kitchen is already cleaning up for the day and the deep fryer has alreayd been turned off and it needs a considerable amt of time to heat up to be able to fry anything at all because of its size. the guy finally seemed to understand some basic english or maybe he only caught the three words floating above my brain "WE ARE CLOSED". he den gives me a dirty look and turns to leave with ugly guy 1. and if u think thats the end to ahbeng-ism, he rattles the "Please Hold for Seats" sign at me and shouts in a threatening tone to not display the sign if we are closed. im like WHAT THE FUCK. firstly the sign is there 24-7. even when we are not open. even when the restaurant is totally empty. and what has that gotta do with us opening??? freaking low class ugly men.

later heard from the manager that these guys were just rich customers that both chai n zac kinda befriended before cause they can spend. so what? rich den u are big fucks isit. like freaking hell. if u are an ah beng fine. please display simple manners when u are dining in in a restuarant. or else please walk further down n find urself a coffeeshop. i know u have no class la. i dun blame u. things like this are only blessed upon certain ppl. im sorry u din get blessed. but at least TRY acting u are that least bit refined can. if i had ur kinda money, first ill buy myself proper clothes. no not the pieces of fabric U call clothes hanging on ur ugly bodies. no wait. mayb if I had ur money and ur level of intellect n etiquette, ill first employ someone to teach me manners first. no doubt its gonna be hard. but well anyone would teach if u pay right? just not me la. i think im too refined.

if either zac or chai mention them tmr when i see dem, much less chide me for not giving dem dinner, im sorry but ill insult these "friends" of urs till the end of the world. dun blame me man. the inner bitch inside me is raging to come out.