constipated.

so tonight im home and eating dinner! =) parents are really happy i am! even cooked more food for me. IM DAMN STUFFED NOW. to the extent of being a lil constipated. but ohwell wth. HAHA.

anyways b4 i forget. THANKS CHLOE for letting me know that U STILL READ MY BLOG. and admit it. u are like me living in ur happy lala world! haha.

and oh. please go to http://www.power98.com.sg/. scroll down a bit and vote for ridge as ur favourite band. hahahha. please la. =)) its simon's band. haha

and at this moment. my dad and mom are quarreling. its quite funny really. HAHAHAHA.

i got all my bids! seriously over bidded! but its quite good. no stress wad. ill have a four day week for the first half of the sem. den a 3 day week with a super long weekend! yayness! think i shall get jon to pass me his matric card so simon can come into sch! =) haha.

anyways. internships drawing into a close. and im quite glad. as in its not that i hate my job. im fine actually. but just that its becoming a drag. and things are just quite repetitive. wellwell.

feel like shopping. buying a nice pretty flowy skirt. hahaa.

eh i told u im random right. haha

looking forward to a few dinners or so. still missing everyone! everyone anyone! organize dinners OK!

ok iduno what to blog about liow.

shall leave u with a few jokes that i heard over e weekend. which are really funny in my opinion.


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Qns: Why is the sky blue?


Ans: cause the fish in the sea go "bluuep bluuep bluuep"
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Mohd was at his first day at school in primary three. In class, all the boys in class were bored and decided to compare penis sizes. To his glee, he found out he had the longest penis. happily, he skipped home and asked his dad,

"Pa ah, today we compare penis sizes in sch. how come ah, my penis is the longest? is it because im malay? "

Dad looked at Mohd and said,

"No boy. its because u are 18 years old."

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funny right???? =) HAHAHA.